Step back, have a Schaefer

After I wrote yesterday's post I was reminded of a joke commercial that Tad and his friend Michael used to do, which always made me laugh.

Do you remember Schaefer Beer?

So Tad and Michael used to do their Schaefer Commercials like this:

Lost your job today?  House in foreclosure? Step back. Have a Schaefer.

Just found out you have to have surgery? No insurance? Step back! Have a Schaefer.

Wife left you?  Took the kids and emptied the bank accounts?  Step back. Have a Schaefer!

Did you have a tough day today? (hope not--It's Friday!) but if you did, rest assured, you'll feel better soon.

Step back. Have a Schaefer.

Or an ice cream sundae, or a steaming mug of tea, or a salted caramel mocha. Whatever does  
                                                    the trick.